Review – “Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland” by Carlton Mellick III

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This wonderfully titled book comes courtesy of Avant Punk, an imprint of the trusty bizarro kings, Eraserhead Press.

The tale begins in McDonaldland, a futuristic dystopia in which the fast food corporation has absolute power and bland conformity is king. We meet our hero, Daniel Togg, a bored machine operator who brews illegal alcohol and soon finds himself banished. Beyond the towering city walls, he finds a dangerous wasteland populated by female biker werewolves, genetic mutants and other renegade fringes of society.

As the story progresses, we discover that the city has terrible secrets regarding the origins and history of the wolf women. Daniel is captured by a heavily armed faction named Warriors of the Wild, not realising that his loyalties will soon be tested.WolfThe post-apocalyptic wasteland has been rightly compared to The Road Warrior. There’s modified vehicles, plenty of weapons action, explosions, tribal atrocity and gruesome deaths. We come to meet many of the individual wolf women, each presented with lascivious artwork courtesy of the author, but there is depth to the characters too. My favourites included the cool and pragmatic Slayer, and the twin axe-wielding, dog-snouted Talon, a very powerful but sensible alpha female who is one of the warrior chiefs. And I’ll never forget the psychotic and terrifyingly childish Pippi whom I grew to love and loathe in equal measures.

As well as the violence, there are some guiltily arousing wolfish sex scenes, and a deftly handled angle of lost love that is surprisingly poignant.

It’s not a faultless book. There are several glaring text errors, which are always disappointing. And while the action is mostly a blast, a prolonged swordfight near the end didn’t work for me on the page, and I ended up skimming until I found its conclusion.

I was also slightly disappointed when we left McDonaldland behind. It’s a fascinating idea. Here, the smiley, brightly-coloured facade of a fast-food environment  – that masks the disillusionment or brainwashing of its automaton workforce – now infects every walk of life. The opportunities aren’t wasted, whether they be light-hearted fun or deeper social commentary, and I would’ve loved to have seen this concept explored further.

But the matriarchal wasteland itself is a fresh and exciting vision, and there’s considered gender politics at play; it’s not just cheap thrills for the boys. This author always manages to blend twisted bizarro japery with substance.

Despite its minor flaws, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland is one of Carlton Mellick III’s stronger works. The conclusion is unpredictable, but without resorting to contrived twists, and nicely seals a subversive, intelligent and entertaining read.

Carlton Mellick III

Eraserhead Press

Review – “The Cannibals of Candyland” by Carlton Mellick III

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I’d been eyeing the gorgeous sugar and blood-coated horror on the cover of this book for several weeks as she waited patiently atop my TBR pile, and I’m pleased to say that she’s worth the wait.

CannibalsI’ve been a fan of Carlton Mellick III for about six years and while his untamed imagination and textured prose has never been in doubt, I sometimes found the characters in his early work a little samey, and the stories slightly overlong.

I’m very pleased to say that these glitches have been well and truly ironed out.

“The Cannibals of Candyland” features Franklin, a victimised and strangely gentle man who as a child, witnessed his siblings torn apart by a hypnotic, terrible woman made of sweets: one of the candy people. Franklin is obsessed with tracking the killer and her kin, following an internet underground of candy people hunters which gives it all the vibe of an outrageous urban myth. His efforts finally take him into their confectionary lair: “an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins”.

For this author, the book is less bizarro at the outset – set in a mundane society relatively similar to our own – which I think helps us to identify with the eccentric,  likeable protagonist. He has domestic troubles, hassles with neighbourhood kids. Once his adventure really begins however, the gloves are off and it’s time for some vintage Mellick.

Franklin meets the slayer of his family and her marshmallow dog, and their relationship develops with some fascinating twists. There are touching and tender moments as well as vile shocks, themes of patriarchy and control: this is quality storytelling that doesn’t simply rely on a wild bizarro hook. But neither is the potential for Candyland and its people wasted. A vicious torturer shits ice cream coils of watermelon-grape candy, a sawn-off leg stump is cauterised with hot caramel sauce. If you have a sweet tooth like me, there’s always a danger reading these nightmarish chapters will make you hungry, which is weird on a whole new level. And the sex scene? A brilliant piece of strawberry-pheromone induced writing.

While the book ended a little too abruptly for my taste, it’s otherwise a very strong offering from this master of the genre. If you’re not familiar with Carlton Mellick III, this is a delicious introduction to his work.

Carlton Mellick III

Eraserhead Press